Thursday, March 13, 2008

Holy Kettle Corn love

I'm quite bored today in the office. This feeling isn't entirely too alien to me because I'm always bored in the office. It's just so hard to muster up the enthusiasm to do mundane things every single day. I wish I could just stay home and spend time with my other half A (following my rule with LBJC, I'll refer to his father as OHA).

Speaking of OHA, I wonder what he's doing now? Hmmmm. Knowing OHA, he's probably tearing into the Holy Kettle Corn bag I asked him to buy. OHA and I have a funny game that's Holy Kettle Corn-related: I would trick him into buying a bag for me. It's not as bad as it sounds, ok? What I'd do is ask him to buy popcorn or something else that I know he likes and pretend that I'm the one who's actually craving for it. I'm forced to resort to dirty tactics because he doesn't like spending for himself!

He was so delighted the first time I played that trick on him. I always try to ask him to buy stuff but I don't always succeed. I actually tried to pull that stunt today, and I got him to buy a bag. I don't know though if he bought one because he believed me or if he was craving for it. Anyway, DHA, I'm glad you bought one. That bag is for you. I'm not craving for it right now.

If you would only listen to me, I wouldn't have to trick you. For the nth time, I'll tell you this: you should never hesitate to buy something that you like, especially food. OR ELSE.

Pffft, thinking about food is making me hungry. Extremely hungry. Oreos would be goodright about now. Or Froot Loops. Or fish balls. Sigh. Fishballs, how I long for you. Fishballs with spicy vinegar. Oh and kwek-kwek. Yummy, yummy kwek-kwek. Huhuhuhu. Why am I torturing myself with thoughts of food?

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